Mortality Simulator: Ohio

CONTAINS: flashing colors, death, alcoholism, depressive states, questionable life advice

You are a disreputable layabout living in rural Ohio. Try to revive your interest in life through various local amusements:

* Authentic midwestern cuisine

* Provincial alcoholism

* Unpleasant noises

* Flushable toilets

* Non sequiturs

See how long you can loiter before inexplicably dropping dead.

CONTROLS:

WASD - Move

E - Interact

Tab - Advance dialogue

Q - Throw beer can

Esc - Quit

R - Restart

(More spoilerish details in readme)